Monday, November 21, 2005

examS MUst study

ppl say singapore got one one season...summer...i don't believe.
there're actually many many season in singapore...more than the ang moh countries...they only got four...we have so many...

we have festive season...mating season...four seasons hotel...season parking...bla bla bla and of cos...exams season...this one everyone also know...since primary school small small that time already know...you all know childhood fears always stick with you no matter how old you grow? and EXAM is a fear. So next time you talk to one senior citizen...see him/her old old...(almost there that kind) pls don't talk about exam...otherwise you'll take them "there" earlier only...heart attack...

SMU exam coming liao...we got one week break...nice ryt? got holiday...of cos nice...i still remember last time sec sch everytime holiday sure got camp here camp there one...i never expect SMU to also have...very fun...everyone camp in school to study...WTF...fun my ass...all one by one stay until damn late....1am still got ppl down here...not hanky panky...not wank at the porn magazine...is STUDY...all seow4 one....smu is so different....

GSR...group study rooms everywhere...but you wanna try your luck to get one vacant one so you can study? FORGET IT...no point wasting time....might as well go grow durian tree and wait for durian ripe...like that more meaningful...HAVE TO BOOK ONE...like go vacation like that...must book hotel room...wah and then you think you wanna book sure have...FUCK YOU...no such thing...you wanna book...you already find out other ppl book long long time ago already...like WTF???

nvm...talk about this i sian already...let's talk about something else...i dunno why some bloggers damn stupid...they know somethings theyliao sure kena mark then they still say...not say i want to say but i still have to say...STUPID!...sensitive issues cannot talk about one...why must jeopardise the harmonious environment we have now? singapore how nice? got orchard road can go shopping...got New national library can go check out books...got season parking and park for one season...then not so long from now we will have integrated resort!!!!! how happening ryt?! nice...then we got the every weekend sunday soccer with the uncles...and also got SMU in town can use the GSR (group sex rooms)...nice very nice...singapore is safe and harmonious...why unsettle singapore? these ppl are just stupid...

everyone in smu is very practical one...ta ma de...you tell them help me do this survey...no one do for you...you do charity set up booth? nobody go....5thousand ppl walk past...zero stop by...damn stupid...you must have prize then they will stop by...and prize is not that kind kinder bueno or kit kat...they don't want....must give ipod nano!... wah damn high maintenance...dunno wat lanjiao...i think you give ipod shuffle also they don't want..they say' gimme ipod nano...if not forget it'...pageant also need to give ipod nano then ppl wanna join... AIDS talk also must give nano then ppl will attend...even then...not many attend also..make that vernetta lopez tulan only...dun so pragmatic can? singaporeans are compassionate also ok!!!!????so pls live by it...singaporeans also very passionate one...that's why birth rate falling...hahahahaha...

ok exams season...pls dont show this to your ah gong or ah ma...i scared will have adverse effects... i betta go back to mugging...SMUgger UNIVERSITY....

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Calories! FUN facts

did you know?

a normal intake of about 2500 calories a day and calory burning rate of 2000 a day results in weight gain of 1lbs per week...

which= 52lbs a year?

which= 260 in five year?

which= 117.934 kg

which= more than 100% of your weight now

which= you becoming super large-sized?

which= too late to diet

which= too bad you haven't been excercising?

which= torture making yourself eat less

which= it is not helping as the calories are in your body already?

which= regret not excercising to increasing your calory-burning rate?

which= you should start excercising now and stop bumming around...

which= you should move more

which= you should build more muscles

which= higher calorie-burning rate

which= none of the nightmares above should happen


so....do you feel like starting an excercising routine now?