Sunday, September 25, 2005

Nite Bike 2005

now my legs very suan...eat sugar drink glucose eat chilli also no use...suan means suan...sour...you know legs sour?? can you wake up your idea? leg sour also dunno? kar sng...you know kar sng? or you only know kar chng? haha kk just kidding...my legs are aching now..from cycling the whole nite...till the next morning, from east coast to west coast...how tiring rite?

we started off from east coast...we jio-ed all our sports camp grp ppl to go together...all say until very on...don't pay just chup in..in the end also pang seh...i dun wanna name names cos if i name names, names will be used and ppl whose names are named wont be happy...but afterall the ppl whose names i wont name are still our sports camp grp 15!

our grp leaders were CAKE and LIJEN...nice ppl..but that cake keep making her point that i talk a lot...ey i wish she could think with her brains...the grp cycle cycle until so tired...i use my extra energy to talk cock to make ppl luff...so that ppl wont fall asleep...still say i talk to much...i really don't understand how come ppl can study study until university liao still cannot look at the bigger picture one...just look at the things right in front of them...things beyond their outstretched arms...they cannot see liao...should get specs ok?? sigh if not you only see yourself...how sad...how self-centred..if you dun know this yet...noise can wake ppl up! talking cock can wake ppl up! laughter can wake ppl up and keep them going! DID YOU KNOW????????? nvm...cake is a nice person...just a little too mean to me...i have feelings too you know? having good intentions and not being appreciated is already bad enuff ( that i don't mind) but kena reprimanded? where's justice?

1st stop, Geylang..passed on my knowledge of the night spot to my grp members...they got the wrong idea in the end...another good intentions gone haywire...wanna let them know a little more about the place...they think i'm a patron there...wtf? i know all these cos my camp mates are customers there...they come back to camp each time and share stories...that's how i got my knowledge...you know or not? then down there eat dao huey...nice...beef hor fun...nice...tsk tsk...i'm hungry liao...

2nd stop go to the esplanade there...along the way pass by kalang stadium there...at night got so many ppl still..many indians..i think they had a function at the indoor stadium...then also got alot of another grp of cyclists...their shirt there write midnight cycling...cool! sleeveless shirts...unlike our dumb nite bike shirts...not say the design not nice...the material like fuck...the collar so small...make ppl suffocate only...we go cycling leh...not go ice skating...sigh...haha maybe i complain too much liao.. got shirt to wear have to be happy enuff...betta then riding naked right? RIGHT! then go past the merlion park...i tell you...sure got a lot of couples down there cursing and swearing at us one...they go there to 'THAT ONE THAT ONE'...then we cycle past...not one time...not two time...not even three time...is many many many times...make them wanna kiss that time...'wah sian so many cyclists come'...then they stop...then wanna kiss again 'wah sian!!! come again!!!!' then wanna kiss third time 'wah sian!!! we not fated to kiss liao la! go home go home!!!' you know this might lead to ppl breakup one leh..i feel so bad la! sigh...and then we go the esplanade there..play game...eat dunno wat bananana papaya mix...sound disgusting right? actually not bad one...fruits very healthy very good..no one puke so nvm...shuhui like to eat banana!! haha...then the redbull girls...i call them redbull girls la...sound nice and relevant...but they don't like...they say they're called mobile energisers...wah lan ey...i hear liao i thot they are batteries...but since they like that way then ok lor...then next stop is go bukit timah campus...

3rd stop...we go there pay game...not bad la..still got chocolate to eat...but then the gamemaster, quite cute girl...sweet and decent looking...she looked so sad..dunno why..must be some idiot go disturb her...i wanna make her smile but i shy..so i just take the chocolate eat liao then let's go...

4th stop..al-ameen there...we go there no one wanna order food...kuku one...go all the way until there then dun eat...then go there for wat? waste time only...at that time everyone seh seh liao...wanna sleep liao...aiyah..then we left...

5th stop kent ridge park...wah this is the killer slope...at first go into 99 bends very shiok...everyone no need pedal...just cruise...again like initial d like that...wah very nice one...no car one...then come the killer...we go down so long...of cos we have to go up also...then we go up all the way sia...the slope like 40 degrees one...wah piang oei...walk up also tired...dun say cycle...on the way up i see one car going up...ey how come only one guy inside? siao ah come this kind place come alone...crazy not? then nvm...we continue go up...finally reach...tired like siao already...haha then i found the car with the one guy one...actually is got another girl inside also...lying down tts why earlier nv see...i think he see us go up the slope he also sian half...or totally liao...ppl wanna go up there hanky panky...ah...then we go disturb disturb...second time liao ah...later ppl breakup then how? but then also good...at least we down there...they confirm wont get aids...unless they kee siao dun care our presence la...

6th last stop at west coast...reach there...all die liao...no no...dying but not dead...then all just wanna go home...my sports camp grp...for the 1st time...for the record..we didn't win anything..haha..nvm

oh ya then got that stupid denise also...very funny..go around keep asking anyone need plaster like 'do you need plaster, do you need plaster?' damn cute...haha..she in person also quite cute..but very tall...then when ppl need plaster that time she dunno run until where...give other ppl massage..call her also dun answer...damn funny one...sigh...nv win anything...feels like my sports camp grp falling apart liao...ppl start pang seh...then no have the will to win anything...this just saddens me a lot...so much for grp 15...so much...............

Monday, September 19, 2005

Tioman pics









FoRgot to tell about tioman!

that day i went to tioman for diving trip with smux...long long time i wanted to go diving liao...from that time super onz with JJ (not the singer), say wanna go wanna go until ord until go europe until go orientation camps until start school until i go with smu dive team...also haven't organise...super slack...

so one sunday i go for the pool session..hoping to see chiobus...hoping that chiobus got go this diving trip...then suay suay..i realised that my group consisted of many many guys...group2...i was cursing to myself...am i always that unlucky...it apparently wasn't so...i had no idea wat was ahead of me was a hell of a good time!...members of the action-packed crew were lemuel, shannon, gavin, ian, lawrence matthew and me!...

lawrence had gavin as his dive buddy, shannon had matthew (the commandos pair), i had ian (curse and swear by both parties), and lemuel...omg he's THE MAN!!! he had two GIRLS!!!!! as his BUDDIES! how happy? joyce and jessica. wah tell you, it was freaking funny, that IAN, he played with the secondary regulator once he was equipped and in the water...his comment,' this is fun!' WAH LAN EY!!!! i felt damn safe la!!! then after that, lawrence turn to feel unsafe...gavin asked how long we thought the dives each will last...answers were along the line of 45mins-1hr...then gavin said,'someone told me the tank lasts one week' wah we laughed until peng...inside water still laughing...........then we decieded to go zion road hawker and hor lan hor lan until we went tiong bahru hawker instead...damn funny...we realised we were the ah peks at the hawker lim kopi kiao kar...damn sad...while ppl sian girls...we down there lim kopi and kiao kar...damn funny

on the trip we had names for everyone...very original very unique...very hard to find elsewhere...tell you liao you also will shock...traumatised...ground-breaking innovation and earth-shaking creativity...norm defying and incredible....they are as follows....

1.lemuel- lemmie

2.gavin-gavie
3.lawrence-lawlie
4.shannon-shannie
5.matthew-mattie
6.ian-innie
7.me-vaggie
8.peggen-peggie
9.joyce-joycie

WOW!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!! how can anyone else have such creativity!?!?!? except us

the trip was fun...we jumped off the boat...kiss the fishes...destroy the corals...scare the hell out of our own buddies...annoyed JACKI...talk cock with everyone except the exchange students...wrong frequency la...realised gavie has a skill many of us guys wished we had...sigh...then 3rd day...we decided RAMLY BURGER FOR breakfast!...on the boat...HOW COOL? can you ever tell anyone you had ramly burger on the boat in in the sea????? haha no RIGHT? NEVER!...ok back to the story...then so we went to buy ramly burgers for our dearest gang of 8 (lemmie, gavie, joycie, shannie, mattie, innie, me and lawlie)...wah only us went..so bonded..the only super bonded grp during the whole trip...(this is a normative statement huh...you wanna refute i also won't chup you one)...then suddenly everyone else go up the boats...left us only...then the jacki OEI!!!!! us from the jetty...wah we shock tio...wah sian...kena aim again...then we rush the auntie quickly cook quickly cook...but then scared she heart attack...cos their life is super relak jack one...everything ban3 ban3 one...slow slow like tortoise...wah then we sup the burgers and rushed up our boats..then the dive instructor Andie call us the ramly gang...which then resulted in us being the RAMLY BOYZ!!! this is for ppl out there who wonder why we call ourselves that...

this trip we laughed damn a lot...damn funny...damn fun...i wish to go again..hopefully with my RAMLY GANG....but smu....haiz...don't want to say i think you also know....so no need to say...

Saturday, September 17, 2005

IF you knoe me...you know superman!

tell you...that day i go the jb..permas jaya there to play the go-kart...very excited..first time drive in to jb...cos i join the motor inc event la...the go-kart one...then they say space limited..if want confirm..must drive...so then we drove to school park outside the library (i still dunno wat name...seems like i dun care much)...convoy parking...QUITE SEH right??? cool huh??? but then i very paiseh...ppl's car wat evo 7 subaru WRX...huh..then if it's getz it's tiong tiong one..paste sticker paste until nice nice...inside change until car fast fast...i park there also sian...people step half accelerator...i floor...they still make me smell backside...how sian? wat to do...i only one mitsubishi lancer..but i call it my mitsubishi rx-8...swee?? swee!!! wah then drive there a bit tiring...but lucky nv hor lan...

the evo7 and the s15 hor lan..cos the evo7 listen the stupid traffic police ask him take the 3rd lane...then he turn dunno where...then in the end the DALE with his s15 have to follow...haha v funny...but all reach there safe...BUT THEN GO HOME with a lot of story to tell...

i play one round go-kart...wah i feel like initial-d like that...what take on the corner...no fear just whack the pedal...wah heng i nv spin...i see other ppl like tornado like that...very funny! then i think i very fast...so i join the competition...but b4 that i join the mini bike...cos it sounded fun...so i went on the bike...the bike is so small...it's lower than my knee ht ( the level which skirts never reach nowadays hahaha)... at first like very fun...wah i can balance..not so difficult after all..then i went faster...and faster...and faster...UNTIL...wah so fast that i cannot change into my superman costume b4 i became superman...i FLEW off the bike...1st time is ok...nothing wrong...then i go again...and fly again like flying is for free ( this is real budget airline)...haha then i bled quite a lot...i thought got super deep cut or wat...so i stopped...cleaned my wound and found out only a cut..not very deep...but bled quite a lot...and i got lotsa scratches and i think i fell on my shoulder...cos now it hurts...biking is dangerous...sigh..so they took out my name for the competition..otherwise i will show them who's the king on the track ( haha i talk cock only...maybe i go in i again become smell ppl backside....BUT MAYBE I MIGHT NOT)

then got one car is super fast one...no need skill already fast...play cheat one...but then i got nothing much to say about it cos i was at the sidelines watching nia...lol...wah then i found out one guy actually had his kart flipped over...his injury worse than me...i superman...i think he iron man...wah stilll can smile...haha good ah good!...

on my way to jb i had alvin and jessica on my car...and of cos the dear elizabeth...

come home all guy...wah damn sad man...got danny kun hong and emerick...

how sad right? the organiser think i gay...like guys...crAP...haha kidding...

i sent them home cos they live near me tts y...

now i'm still nursing my wounds...

a piece of advice...biking is dangerous...don't try unless you really have to...

and NEVER try to be SUPERMAN...

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

wah lan eh...sibei sian

wah lan eh..sibei sian..ppl think smu is a happening place can play play sit around enjoy life, have fun...like as if eng eng cheng cheng gia lai gia kee...no la!!!!! it is also gia lai gia kee...but is gia very fast from the business block to the DUnnO wat library (until now i still dunno the name la..seriously who actually bothers? i will when i find out the name)...then to the SESS the SIS and the more expensive than the opposite SMU kopitiam kopitiam....

whole day walk here walk there as if walking is free one..then is always walk very fast...not like the old auntie old uncle walk at the botanic gardens that kind of speed..ppl think smu is slack...at first i also..but then now kena like shit...my timetable only four days...mon-wed only half day...wah sound like paradise like some playground...all bluff one...the work the project the presentation the quiz all not bluff one...

LTB make us go do community service but dun recognise...wah lan ey...do good for community also not recognise...simi LJ? but then bobian...have to do means have to do...at least i know i doing for a good cause..to make singapore a better place (whether big or small extent)...and of cos for my grades...but i so blur...i try my best to to wat i can but somehow i feel i don;t enuff...i feel i do less than the rest...wah if they think i slacker or wat...siao liao..my grades sure kena like egg drop on floor...HG...sure HG one...but i will do what i can...sian this is one stress part...then still have to stress whether not our project can work...we willing the organisation we intend to work with not willing...also die..i hope that the organisation will cooperate...and let's together make singapore a better place...

then the comm101...dunno wat fuck quiz...say until like some game (call quiz) but actually is test...knn all the theories like talk cock one..all common sense but put into book...wah sian man like that have to memorise like siao...the quiz i also dunno what it is like...then how i know what to take not of when i study? i just read thru my chapters nia already take dunno how many thousand hours liao...if must memorise then confirm die bad bad...not say i dun understand or wat...but ask me remember what belongs to what theory=who's theory=how it works...TELL ME HOW???? but then still got ppl can..they the lee kong chian scholar and the dunno wat scholars one...super gilat one...give them what...dunno also they study until know...kee siao one...nvm...i will work until siao like them..then next yr i become some ocbc scholar or uob scholar...the two banks in my school now to track my performance...so next time they can appoint me as their CEO...not bad not bad..i think can...communication is good..just that now it is confusing me too much liao...i will find my way someday...communication lesson is fun and interesting...cos study the way ppl communicate and how to communicate effectively...it's the theories and quizes that are repulsive...cos i get intimidated by the information...all very scary...but i will conquer my fear...in time to come...

sian then the FA..like crazy....wat debit credit...i only know fuckit...like that how??? i sure die one la...my first class honors sure gone one...wah i see liao i also become gong...all these new things like come to me so fast make me damn stress...but nvm...i think i just become rusty cos of 2+ yrs of army...slowly slowly i will adapt...get used to the pace and then...hahahahahaha....scholarship...

it's always good to have dreams don't you think?

i have dreams too...

i'm sure some of them will come true...

Monday, September 12, 2005



SIFONE...you can have healthy shiny hair too! so wat if you're a guy? if lawrence can have it, so can you!

MY DIDI



THIS IS MY DIDI!! WHEN HE WAS 13!!!

Thursday, September 08, 2005

RAGEN

Many people have told this me when they saw my brother, Ragen, "Vagen!!! What happened to you?" tsk..i simply laugh it off even though it really hurts inside me...(haha)

There's another school of thought which believes that Ragen looks a lot like me...(i hope they find Ragen handsome), these people make me feel much better than the above group.

Ragen is a tall lanky young man who has a burning passion for soccer be it watching it, playing it, playing it on xbox, ps2.......you name it, he does it. winning eleven, we're evenly matched...equally POWER, but when others challenge us, they always walk away heads down, dragging their feet after humiliating losses...so please...don't make a fool out of yourself by challenging us ok?? hahaha..He's a wonderful soccer player...of course if coupled up with me, we'll become the deadliest strikeforce in the world...unfortunately he plays for Manchester United (he thinks he's chrstiano ronaldo) and i play for Arsenal (i think i am thierry henry).

He loves playing dota also, just like me but i dun think he can beat me...cos i'm bloody beyond GOD-like. he's at most at killing spree. hahahaha. (he's so gonna disagree with me)

mY little baby brother is a sensitive young man(like me)...shy (like me) ...cute (even more like me) .. (ok don't start puking now) ...and smart (also quite like me) . He can go Europe for 3 weeks just before his JC1 mid yr and only fail one subject for that exam...Don't you think he's HOLY SHIT!? i think he's plain MadNess...

My little brother is a really interesting figure and i'm so glad to have him as my didi...although sometimes we can do away with the picking him up from sch from the mrt station and from wherever he is...disadvantage of owning a driver's license... what's worse, he can only acquire his license when he's 21...so until then...i have to be his driver...sucks!

My brother is also damn lame...not so much like me...i think i'm ultimate liao...last stage fight king...but he's also very very funny...HE LOVES SLEEPING... maybe that's why he's so tall...sadly for me, he's taller than me...but height doesn't matter...like size doesn't matter... (self-consolation)

so by now you guys should be wondering how my brother looks like...you can scroll down till you find his picture...or if you want a close up of my CUTE LITTLE BABY BROTHER...tune in to my blog...